cook, and troubleshooter in one. One day early in the morning, they
arrive at a lake and find a handsome, black young man engaged in "playful
activities" with ten beautiful, black young women, all in the nude. The
young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Brit had ever seen, or
even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side of the lake,
Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his penis get to
be that size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems to get very
agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on his return.
"He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn't the white man's
shrink in cold water?'"
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Bored of the same old two-party system? Check out these actual political
parties that exist or existed.
THE RHINOCEROS PARTY - This Canadian Party existed with a very unusual
platform. It included: repealing the law of gravity, paving the province
of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot, providing higher
education by building taller schools, instituting English, French and
illiteracy as Canada's three official languages, making bubble gum the
national currency, putting the national debt on Visa, counting the
Thousand Islands to make sure none were missing, and banning lousy
Canadian winters.
BEER LOVERS PARTY - This post-Soviet assembly was founded in 1993 in the
state of Belarus. Among its major goals was the push for the cleanness
and quality of the national brew. Its logo was a cartoon of a drunken
hedgehog. The party was liquidated in 1998.
THE ABSOLUTELY ABSURD PARTY is another Canadian joke party which
advocates the following: Lowering the voting age to 14 (Because, after
all, when was the last time a 14-year-old started a war?), changing the
rules in federal elections so that the candidate in last place becomes
the elected official, raffling off Senate seats as a fundraising
mechanism, and replacing the Department of Defense with a crack elite
squad of Rock/Paper/Scissors commandos.
THE UNION OF CONSCIENTIOUSLY WORK-SHY ELEMENTS was an unusually
successful frivolous political party founded by comedian Jacob Haugaard
in Denmark in 1979. Haugaard eventually won a seat in the Danish
Parliament by making the following campaign promises: Tail winds on all
bicycle paths, better weather, better Christmas presents, more pieces of
Renaissance furniture in Ikea, Nutella in Army field rations, more bread
for ducks in the park, and free beer and sausages, funded by his state