A priest and a rabbi are sitting at an outdoor cafe when a 10-year-old
boy walks by. The priest says, "Want to fuck him?"
The rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking
behind my back."
He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel chair!"
"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her
"No"...said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her
blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled
"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her
"Uh...no, I haven't" he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and
seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a
crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little
quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and
"Well go look in the garage!"
At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started
looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came
in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to
send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a
north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.
"That's correct," said the boss.
Another glass.... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western
slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for
finest results."
A third glass... "It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and
exclusive," calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the
room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The drunk tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant - and if I don't get
the job, I'll name who the father is."
Little kid catches his mom and dad having sex. He says, "What are you
His father says, "We are making you a little brother."
The boy answers, "Why don't you do it doggy style, and make me a puppy!"
A couple of old guys in Palm Desert were golfing when one mentioned that
he was going to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly buddy remarked that he too had gone to the very same dentist
two years before.
"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"
The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday
when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been
going at least 100 mph when it smacked me right in the balls."
The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have
to do with your dentures?"
"It was the first time my teeth didn't hurt..."
A father noticed that his son was spending way too much time playing
computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy to focus more attention
on his schoolwork, the father said to his son, "When Lincoln was your
age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
The son replied, "But Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was President of
The United States!"
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good
news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started
saving for way back in 1999."
"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," he replies, "a 1999 Cadillac."
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at
the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a minute, shifting from one foot to the
other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if
you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message for ya."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your
Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzie pregnant."
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know
how much he charges for Howard."
"Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in
a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Richard beamed. "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Richard with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from work
early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the
I met an older woman at a club last night.
This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough for a 50-year-
old. We had a few drinks, danced a little bit, and the next thing you
know my hand was caressing her thigh and she was whispering dirty
nothings in my ear.
She asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother and daughter
I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted
upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
The minister left.
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day he decided
to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a
ticket. So, he asks the man his name." Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the
officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. When the officer presses him
for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but
lost it. The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along
with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies... "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.
When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so
I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor so I
decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way
through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS.
I Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my
assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was
Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking
away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just
The officer let him go without even a warning.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?"
"98," she replied, "Two years older than me."
"So, you're 96," the undertaker commented.
She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it
upon which was written: "Broken."
A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the
meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to
write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.
"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter.
"There's plenty of time left!"
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido,
I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver
so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say,
'time's up'?"
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive young
woman sitting by herself and asks, "May I buy you a drink?"
"No thank you," the woman replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
"Bad for your legs? Do they swell or something?"
"No, they spread."
Nothing like being awoken suddenly by a blowjob. I gotta start sleeping
with my mouth closed.
I was absolutely disgusted after I accidentally clicked on some gay porn
last night. It was the worst half hour of my life!
In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship
and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large
shipments of manure were quite common.
It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when
wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but
the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane
gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see
what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and
the first time someone went below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!
Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just
what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the
instruction "Stow High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors
to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came
into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the
production of methane.
Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T", (Stow High In Transit) which has come
down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
I had always thought it was a golf term.
Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely
forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame
for these strange memory lapses.
Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that
passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in
the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your
brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a
blank slate for the new locale.
Thank goodness for studies like this. It's not our age, it's that stupid
Two old men were sitting together talking about the good old days.
Finally one old man sighed and said "What I miss the most is playing
golf. I know I can hit the ball just as good as I ever could but my
eyesight has gotten so bad now that I can't see where the ball goes!"
The second old man says, "That's the one thing that I didn't lose as I
got older! I can still see like an eagle! Tell you what, let's go to the
golf course some day and I'll watch the ball for you and tell you where
it goes."
So they get together one day and go to the golf course. On the first tee
the first old man hits a great tee shot straight down the middle of the
fairway. Excited he asked the second old man if he saw the shot.
"I sure did, that was a good shot!" said the second old man.
The first old man said, "Great! Where did it go?"
The second old man said, "I forgot."
I just got off the phone with a friend living in Northern Wisconsin.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high
and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is
increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Do you take the bible literally? If so, here are a few questions:
1. Do you really believe that Mary was the virgin mother of Jesus?
2. Is Jesus the Lamb of God?
3. Does this mean that Mary had a little lamb?
I went to a nice, local restaurant/bar with my girlfriend last night. But
the regulars were shouting "pedophile!" and other terrible names at me,
just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
A story of one woman's self-control and marksmanship with a little .25
cal. against a fierce predator.
"While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my husband we were surprised by
a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have
been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive," the woman
recalled. "If I had not had my little .25 caliber Beretta with me I would
not be here today!
"Just one shot to my husband's knee was all it took. The bear got him and
I was able to escape by walking away. It's one of the best pistols in my
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday.
As they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not
too personal.
He took along his girl's younger sister for advice, and together they
went to the department store and bought a pair of gloves. The sister
purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents,
the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the
following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long
ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to
"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see
you again.
"When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
"I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night!"
All my love.
A wife, being the romantic type, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
He replied:
"I'm taking a shit. What should I do?"
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy
room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader
delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be
blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent
death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the
single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep
breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I
get away with it?"
A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day
long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his
head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical
practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the
last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to
reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman
sitting next to him started to breastfeed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up
or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come
on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
Finally the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid, make up your mind! I
was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling
the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said,
"And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said,
haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean
is, my wife is inconceivable."
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the
intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is,
my wife, she is impregnable!"
An employee of USAir by the name of James Gay boarded a US Air flight
with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and
claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an
empty seat.
Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the US Air
employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you have
to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still more
needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr. Gay
and said to the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?"
The man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am."
The flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the
At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this (and was rather
amused) jumped up and said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake. I'm Gay!"
Finally, another man jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too. They
can't throw us all off!"
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he
walks into a room, everyone says 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people say 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he
walks into a room people say 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter. She's tall, 38D breasts, 24"
waist and 36" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Jesus
A man and his wife are watching a pay-per-view boxing match on TV. The
husband sighs and says, "Man, what a rip off! It was all over in three
The wife mutters, "Now you know how I feel."
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, Stopped them and told them they would
either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign
pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
drove off.
The following day found the same police officer In the area when he
noticed the two ladies Driving around with a large sign on their car
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he
noticed the new sign which now read:
"Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50"
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class,
I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a
death in your immediate family, but that's it. No other excuses
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and
sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to take the exam with your other
On the first day of the school term the shop teacher was surprised to see
a rather proper-looking young lady sitting in the front row of his
classroom. Her name was Emily and she was the only girl to sign up for
the woodwork class.
The bemused teacher asked her if she was sure she was in the right class.
Emily assured him that she was.
The teacher, still somewhat puzzled, added, "This course may be a bit out
of your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools?"
"What exactly do you mean?" Emily asked.
"Well, for example, do you know the difference between a nail, a screw
and a bolt?" the teacher expounded.
After pondering for a moment, Emily admitted, "I can't really say, since
I've never been 'bolted'."
Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the
part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.
"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for
"That's why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don't have to drive
$500 cars."
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She
told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey, and re-
stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for
dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to
remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the
little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally grabbed a
bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
A co-worker returned after lunch carrying a dress from the cleaners.
"Pretty," said one of the guys. "Big date tonight?"
"I picked it up for a friend," she replied, adding, "Do you really think
I could fit in a tiny thing like this?"
Jerry smiled and said, "Do you really think I've lived this long by
answering questions like that?"
After Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my dyslexic
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You idiot! You're supposed to turn your clock back!
In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a
co-worker, "How much is half-and-half?"
Without a moment's hesitation the other cashier replied, "One."
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it?
Death. What's that...a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, play golf, you're generally promiscuous
(hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you
get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters
everyday, then you finish off as an orgasm!
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
What the Doctor says and what he really means.
Doctor: "This should be taken care of right away."
Translation: I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month, but this is so easy
and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.
Doctor: "Let me check your medical history."
Translation: I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending
any more time with you."
Doctor: "We have some good news and some bad news."
Translation: The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW. The bad
news is, you're going to pay for it.
Doctor: "Let me schedule you for some tests."
Translation: I have a forty percent interest in the lab.
Doctor: "I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
Translation: I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea
Doctor: "If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
Translation: I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.
Doctor: "I'd like to run some more tests."
Translation: I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab
can solve it.
While visiting Annapolis, a lady tourist noticed several students on
their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards
in hand.
"What are they doing?" she asked the tour guide.
"Each year," he replied with a grin, "the upperclassmen ask the freshmen
how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard."
When they were out of earshot of the freshmen, the curious lady asked the
guide: "So, what's the answer?"
The guide replied: "One."
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials
really have been changed to stand for "What would Jesus drive?"
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the
Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The
passage urges the Jesus to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and
terrify them with your Storm."
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are
warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk
about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ
tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible
passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following Jesus' lead, the
Apostles car pooled in a Honda... "The Apostles were in one Accord."