Half a minute later, his head appears at the opposite end, a fourth of a
minute later it appears at the end opposite to that one, an eighth of a
minute later... etc., etc.
How long will it take before the rabbit sticks its head out of both ends
of the box at the same time?
In theory, two minutes. In practice, no answer is possible unless, of
course, you split hares.
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Why is it when a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut?
But when a guy does it, he's all of a sudden gay?
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Not to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue
needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer
hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and
fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
over." The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't
Stanley ."
The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,
"Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him
over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had
two ass-holes." "What! He had two ass-holes?" asked the mortician. "Yup,
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's Stanley with them
two ass-holes."
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I went through the McDonald's take-out window and my total was $4.25, so
I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed her a quarter. She said,
"you gave me too much money."
I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill
back."
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but
they could not do that kind of thing."