An American is visiting in France for several weeks. As his
stay nears an end, he is sitting around with three of his
new-found French friends shooting the breeze. The subject
turns to language, and the American says, "Guys, I do have
one question left. I keep hearing this expression, 'sang
froid'. What does it mean? I know that it literally means,
'cold blood', but how is it used?"
The first Frenchman replies, "Ah, zat is easy. Say that a
man walks into his bedroom, only to find his wife in bed
with his best friend. If he can turn around and walk out
without them knowing he was evair zere, *zat* is sang froid!"
The second Frenchman interjected, "You have eet all wrong!
If, in zis circumstance, zee gentleman can calmly stand
zere, and say, 'Please don't mind me; continue', zen *zat*
is sang froid!"
"Non, non, non!" burst out the third. "If ze gentleman
bursts een on his wife and his best friend, stands there
saying, 'Please continue', and his friend *CAN* continue,
*zat* is sang froid!"
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Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's
Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to
share that knowledge with as many people as I can. For
example, when someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
However, I do need some advice from you regarding some of the
other specific laws and how to follow them.
1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it
creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem
is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them.
Should I smite them?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you
think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she
is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19-24.
The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most
women take offense.
4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both
male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring