The Funniest or Most Unfortunate Actual Names

 

 

Dean Windass




 

 

 

 

God Shammgod



 

Uranius Johnson


 

 

 

 

Jim Bob Cooter



 

Misty Hyman


 

 

 

 

Chubb Small



 

Dick Butkus


 

 

 

 

Fair Hooker



 

Harry Colon


 

 

 

 

Dick Felt


 

 


 

Yoshie Takeshita


 

 

 

 

Steve Sharts



 

Kyle Sackrider


 

 

 

 

Dick Pole



 

Destinee Hooker


 

 

 

 

Dick Paradise



 

Dick Shiner


 

 

 

 

Jack Glasscock



 

Johnny Dickshot


 

 

 

 

Chubby Cox


 

 

 

 

 

Dick Trickle


 

 

 

 

Rusty Kuntz


 

 

 

 

 

Lucious Pusey


 

 

 

 

 

Danny Shittu

 

 

 

 

Kim Yoo Suck

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ivana Mandic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gaylord Silly

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dong Dong

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

David Seaman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wang Liqin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DeWanna Bonner

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrei Arshavin

 

 

 

 

 

Ralf Minge

 

 

 

Bernt Haas

 

 

Rickey van Wolfswinkel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dick Sisler

 

 

 

 

Argelico Fucks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nortei Nortey

 

 

 

 

 

Andrι Muff

 

Dr. Rick Titball

 

 

 

 

 

 Willie Stroker

Chardonnay Hooker 

Harry Baals 

Jolly Mangina

 

Jesus Condom

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

 

Poon Ho

Rowdy Negro

Hitler Mussolini

Dick Assman

Dick Weiner

Brownie Shytles

 Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Charley Willard Horse Dick

James B. Grossweiner

 

 

 

 Anass Rhammar

Jack Kanoff

 Rich Will Wanket

 Dick Tips

Tiny Kox

 

B. J. Hardick

 Yolanda Squatpump

 Tiny Dick

M. Peanisbreath

 

 Tara Cherry

 

 

 Fagley Dork

 

 

 Harold A. Ballitch II

 Phat Ho

 Ok Suk Whang

Evelyn Sackrider

 

Anurag Dikshit 

  Long Wang

 Shiwanah Bangham

 Filet Minyon

 Brandi Morehead

 

 

 

 

 

 Bita Negar

Harry C. Beaver 

Ms. Moysten Cummin

 Mrs. Rape

 

 

 

Barnha Vagina

Harry Boner

Gay Neighbors

 

Anita Dick

 Dickie Head

Ben Dover

Harry Bushrod

Natalie Titcum

Woody Held

 Fa Kyu

 

Genuine Ho

 

Ima Hogg

 

 

 F. You

 Fannie Licker

Gay Saylor

 

Gaye Males

 

Sheila Dikshit

 

Charity Beaver

Everhard Dick

Dick Swett

Barb Queer

 

 Doudou Masta

 

 

 

 

 Richard Chopp

 Deja Viau

 

Peter Bonerz

Joy Hardon

 Dick Burger

Mister Love

Quarntasia Benita LaWanda

 

 

 

Diana Dbag

 

Sally Mangina

 

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

 

Candy Cummings

 

 

 

 

 

C

C

Candy Cummings

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

Jurassic Park





 

Mike

 

Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wendy Wacko

 

 

 

 

Thomas Fister

 

Justin Sider

 


Stef Craps


Dicksmasher X McIroncock

P. Ennis

B. J. Cobbledick

Flavour Balls

Mr. Sackrider

Dick Thrasher

Christian Guy

Rich White (Republican)

 

Shitchin (Steve Hitchin)

Ana L.

Mr. Butt

 

Chew Kok

 

Gay Lemons

Anthony Vaglica

Ding & Dong

B. J. Worthy

Dr. Will Tickle, Chiropractor

Tokyo Sexwale

O. Schnapp

Chris P. Bacon

Bear Trapp

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*    Moe Lester

Guy Nutter

Mahboobeh

Cum  (Cumberland Willis Posey, Jr.)

Jock Stirrup

 

Harry Weiner

Janelle Lawless (for Circuit Judge)

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*    Dick Smalley

Young Boozer

Guy A. Nuss

Bud Light

Ben Dover (another one)

Oral

Prof. Von Poopypants

Oliver Loser

Jack Daniels

Jed I. Knight

 

 

 

Dick Champion

Mike Litoris

Jay Walker

 

Jack Goff

 

 

 

Batman bin Suparman

 

 

 

 

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

 

Dick Kock

Hyman Shocker

Anass Afadass

 

Dr. Pornsak

 

Dixie Normous

 

 

 

Patrick Molesti

 

Sue H. Yoo (lawyer)

Dick Wehde

Sirius Bonner

 

Ginger Butts

Col. Asbury Coward

 

 

Dr. Frankenstein

Dick Pound

Dr. OMG

Bird W. Braine

Frank Schmuck

 

Steven Weiner, MD (Urology)

Smokey Weedman

 

Minnie Cooper

 

 

Robert Fagot

Heath Cockburn

Wait

Gene Poole

Thomas Thomas

William B. Back

Amigone

Robert G. Aycock

Karl Thojntxhebvwg

 

Brad Slaughter, Meat Manager

Alden Cockburn, Urologist

 

 

Melvin Boner

Ted Kadivar, MD

Seymore Bum, Colonoscopic CDN

Drew Peacock

 

 

Ram Amandeep

Dick Palmer

Gay & Dix

Anita Peter

Mike Hunt

 

Jack Mehoff

Peter Abbott

Emma Royd

R. A. Fuck

Kim Twatt and Jonathan Gash

Dick Payne

Richard Face

Chris Smelley

Cox, Gayman & Butz

Ron Tugnutt

 

Dick Passwater

Anil Dikshit

Michael Hunt

 

KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

Robo Kreps

Dick Hyman

 


 

Twatt

Muff

Intercourse

Blue Ball

Climax

 


 

50 Unfortunately Named Businesses

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

·       Alden Cockburn, Urologist

·       Amigone

·       Ana L.

·       Anass Afadass

·       Anass Rhammar

·       Andrι Muff

·       Andrei Arshavin

·       Anil Dikshit

·       Anita Dick

·       Anita Peter

·       Anthony Vaglica

·       Anurag Dikshit

·       Argelico Fucks

·       B. J. Cobbledick

·       B. J. Hardick

·       B. J. Worthy

·       Barb Queer

·       Barnha Vagina

·       Batman bin Suparman

·       Bear Trapp

·       Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

·       Ben Dover

·       Ben Dover (another one)

·       Bernt Haas

·       Bird W. Braine

·       Bita Negar

·       Brad Slaughter, Meat Manager

·       Brandi Morehead

·       Brownie Shytles

·       Bud Light

·       Candy Cummings

·       Chardonnay Hooker

·       Charity Beaver

·       Charley Willard Horse Dick

·       Chew Kok

·       Chris P. Bacon

·       Chris Smelley

·       Christian Guy

·       Chubb Small

·       Chubby Cox

·       Col. Asbury Coward

·       Cox, Gayman & Butz

·       Cum  (Cumberland Willis Posey, Jr.)

·       Danny Shittu

·       David Seaman

·       Dean Windass

·       Deja Viau

·       Destinee Hooker

·       DeWanna Bonner

·       Diana Dbag

·       Dick Assman

·       Dick Burger

·       Dick Butkus

·       Dick Champion

·       Dick Felt

·       Dick Kock

·       Dick Palmer

·       Dick Paradise

·       Dick Passwater

·       Dick Payne

·       Dick Pole

·       Dick Pound

·       Dick Shiner

·       Dick Sisler

·       Dick Smalley

·       Dick Swett

·       Dick Thrasher

·       Dick Tips

·       Dick Trickle

·       Dick Wehde

·       Dick Weiner

·       Dickie Head

·       Dicksmasher X McIroncock

·       Ding & Dong

·       Dixie Normous

·       Dong Dong

·       Doudou Masta

·       Dr. Frankenstein

·       Dr. OMG

·       Dr. Pornsak

·       Dr. Rick Titball

·       Dr. Shit Fun Chew

·       Dr. Will Tickle, Chiropractor

·       Drew Peacock

·       Emma Royd

·       Evelyn Sackrider

·       Everhard Dick

·       F. You

·       Fa Kyu

·       Fagley Dork

·       Fair Hooker

·       Fannie Licker

·       Filet Minyon

·       Flavour Balls

·       Frank Schmuck

·       Gay Dix

·       Gay Lemons

·       Gay Neighbors

·       Gay Saylor

·       Gaye Males

·       Gaylord Silly

·       Gene Poole

·       Genuine Ho

·       Ginger Butts

·       God Shammgod

·       Guy A. Nuss

·       Guy Nutter

·       Harold A. Ballitch II

·       Harry Baals

·       Harry Boner

·       Harry Bushrod

·       Harry C. Beaver 

·       Harry Colon

·       Harry Weiner

·       Heath Cockburn

·       Hitler Mussolini

·       Hyman Shocker

·       Ima Hogg

·       Ivana Mandic

·       Jack Daniels

·       Jack Glasscock

·       Jack Goff

·       Jack Kanoff

·       Jack Mehoff

·       James B. Grossweiner

·       Janelle Lawless (for Circuit Judge)

·       Jay Walker

·       Jed I. Knight

·       Jesus Condom

·       Jim Bob Cooter

·       Jock Stirrup

·       Johnny Dickshot

·       Jolly Mangina

·       Joy Hardon

·       Jurassic Park

·       Justin Sider

·       Karl Thojntxhebvwg

·       KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

·       Kim Twatt & John Gash

·       Kim Yoo Suck

·       Kyle Sackrider

·       Long Wang

·       Lucious Pusey

·       M. Peanisbreath

·       Mahboobeh

·       Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

·       Melvin Boner

·       Michael Hunt

·       Mike Hunt

·       Mike Litoris

·       Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver

·       Minnie Cooper

·       Mister Love

·       Misty Hyman

·       Moe Lester

·       Mr. Butt

·       Mr. Sackrider

·       Mrs. Rape

·       Ms. Moysten Cummin

·       Natalie Titcum

·       Nortei Nortey

·       O. Schnapp

·       Ok Suk Whang

·       Oliver Loser

·       Oral

·       P. Ennis

·       Patrick Molesti

·       Peter Abbott

·       Peter Bonerz

·       Phat Ho

·       Poon Ho

·       Prof. Von Poopypants

·       Quarntasia Benita LaWanda

·       R. A. Fuck

·       Ralf Minge

·       Ram Amandeep

·       Rich White (Republican)

·       Rich Will Wanket

·       Richard Chopp

·       Richard Face

·       Rickey van Wolfswinkel

·       Robert Fagot

·       Robert G. Aycock

·       Ron Tugnutt

·       Rowdy Negro

·       Rusty Kuntz

·       Sally Mangina

·       Seymore Bum, Colonoscopic CDN

·       Sheila Dikshit

·       Shitchin (Steve Hitchin)

·       Shiwanah Bangham

·       Sirius Bonner

·       Smokey Weedman

·       Stef Craps

·       Steve Sharts

·       Steven Weiner, MD (Urology)

·       Sue H. Yoo (lawyer)

·       Tara Cherry

·       Ted Kadivar, MD

·       Thomas Fister

·       Thomas Thomas

·       Tiny Dick

·       Dick Hyman

·       Robo Kreps

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