Canonical List of Weird Band Names




[ # ]


1,200,000 Dead Tibetians

1000 Homo DJs

2000 Flushes

30 Odd Foot of Grunts

3D House of Beef

4 Guys Named Doris

4 Out of 5 Doctors

400 Lonely Things

50 Ways to Kill Me

'57 Lesbian

6 Hard Brothers and a Dog

69% Female

7 Foot Spleen

7 Head Scream


9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse

99th Fuck You


[ A ]


A Band Named Bob

A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce

A Boy Named Gomer

A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake

a fine boat, that coffin!

A Place to Bury Strangers

A.M. Salad


Above Average Weight Band


Abstract Evil Barbie

Accidental Decapitation Through Masturbation

Accidental Goat Sodomy

Accidental Suicide

Add N To (X)


Adult Children of Heterosexuals

Affordable Floors

Afghanistan Banana Stand

Afraid of Figs

Afterbirth Sandwich

Aggressive Crotch Display

Agnes Morehead

Agoraphobic Nosebleed

Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast

Air Biscuit

Al Roker Death Cult Wind Ensemble

Alabama Thunderpussy

Albino Toilet Boys

Alcoholics Unanimous


Alien Nymphos from Uranus

Alien Sex Fiend

All You Can Eat

Amazing Rhythm Chickens

Amberham Lincoln

Amish Driveby

Amps for Christ


Amputee and the Eunichs

An Emotional Fish

Anal Babes

Anal Beard Barbers

Anal Blast

Anal Castration

Anal Chinook

Anal Cunt

Anal Destination

Anal Dissected Angel

Anal Fang Boner

Anal Genocide

Anal Getaway

Anal Hearse

Anal Kitties

Anal Magic

Anal Mucus

Anal Sadist

Anal Sausage

Anal Solvent

Anal Thunder

Anal Vomit

Anally Aborted Fetus

Ancient Chinese Penis

And Also The Trees

Angry Johnny And The Killbillies

Angry Samoans


Anus the Menace

Apes, Pigs, & Spacemen

Apocolypse Hoboken

Appalachian Death Ride

Archers of Loaf

Arctic Monkeys

Are These My Pants?

Arm the Homeless


Armageddon Dildos

Armed And Hammered


Armpit Jug Band

Arse Destroyer

Arson Welles

Arthur Loves Plastic

Ashtray Babyhead

Ashtray Boy

Ass Mascara

Ass Ponys

Ass Solvent


Assfactor 4


Asshole Parade






Asylum Street Spankers

Atomic Rooster

Attila The Stockbroker

Aural Cunt Punt


[ B ]


Baby Shit Brown

Bad Mutha Goose

Badical Turbo Radness

Balcony of Ignornance



Baloney Ponys

Banana Blender Surprise

Band Over

Band That Shot Liberty Valence

Bang Gang

Banned in 31 Flavors

Barbara's Bush

Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs

Barbie Bones

Barefoot Hockey Goalie

Barenaked Ladies


Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble

Barnyard Ballers

Barnyard Slut

Barry White Boys


Be Your Own Pet

Bearded Clams

Bearded Itchy Lover

Beast Penis

Beats the Hell Out of Me

Bed & Bondage


Beef Masters

Beer on the Penguin

Behold! The Living Corpse

Ben Wa and the Blue Balls

Bertha Does Moosejaw

Bertha's Mule

Betty Ford

Betty's Fish Bag

Betty's Not a Vitamin

Beverley Beer Bellies

Bi-anal Ham Sandwich

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings

Big Ass Manatee

Big Ass Truck

Big Balls and the Great White Idiot

Big Bird's Turds

Big Black Nun

Big Blow and the Bushwackers

Big Daddy Cumbuckets

Big Dead Fish

Big Dick and the Extenders

Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space

Big Fish Ensemble

Big Head Todd and the Monsters

Big In Iowa

Big White Undies

Big Willy & the Naked Bus Drivers

Bill Bixby's Big-Ass Communist 18 Wheeler

Bimbo Toolshed

Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster

Bionic Fist Fuckers

Bionic Roomate

Bionic Roommate


Birth Hole

Bitch Slap

Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas

Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]

Black Fag

Black Leather Agenda

Black Leather Jesus

Black Pimpin Jesus

Blasted Sea Witch

Bleeding Rectum

Blew Willie

Blind Lemon Pledge

Bloated Scrotum

Bloated Tick

Blonder Tongue

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens

Bloodbath and Beyond

Bloodless Pharaohs

Bloody Dead & Sexy

Bloody Mess and the Scabs

Bloody Stools

Blow Job Queen

Blow Monkeys

Blown Apart Bastards

Blue Balls Deluxe

Blueballs Deluxe

Bob Hope to Die

Boba Fett Youth

Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits

Body Falling Down Stairs

Boiled Angel

Bolt Upright and the Erections

Bondage A Go Go


Boneless Children Foundation

Boner Donors



Bordering On Retarded

Boris the Sprinkler

Bowling for Larva

Bowling for Soup


Boy Scouts of Annihilation

Bozo Porno Circus

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

Breakfast in Beirut

Brian Jonestown Massacre

Bright Blue Gorilla

Brown Lobster Tank

Brutal Dildos

Brutal Juice

Brutal Noodle

Brutis Bit Me

Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys

Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters

Buddha Thunkit

Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas

Bulimia Banquet

Bullwinkel Gandhi



Burger Pimp

Burn Your Tongue

Burning Lesbians

Burning Sofa #10

Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Butt Jowl Picnic

Butt Savages

Butt Trumpet


Butthole Surfers



[ C ]


Cake Airbasket


Cancer Bats

Cancer Bunny

Candy Striper Death Orgy

Cannibal Elvis

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers

Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries

Captain Drinking Binge

Captain Foreskin

Car Sickness

Carnage Asada

Carpet Shitter

Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine

Casiotone For The Painfully Alone

Castration Squad

Cat Butt

Cat Rapes Dog

Caterwaul of Sound

Celebrity Skin

Cervix Couch

Ces Jacuzzi and the Slumlords

Cheap Trucker's Speed

Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers

Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers

Cher UK

Cherokee Sex Workshop

Cherry Coke Enema

Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Chewbacca Plaid Cock

Chia Pet

Chickens On Smack

Children of the Vending Machine

Chocolate Bunnies From Hell

Christ On a Crutch

Christ On a Stick

Chunky Vomit

Cindy Brady's Lisp

Circle Jerks

Clit 45

Clitaurus Rex

Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen

Clown Meat

Clowns For Progress


Cobaine's Brains

Cock and Ball Torture

Cock ESP

Cock Pizza

Cock Rock For Cannibals



Coconut Dwarf Assault

Coffin Break

Colon On The Cob

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

Colostomy Grab-Bag

Condo Fucks

Connie Fucking Francis

Contagious Orgasm

Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes

Coolie and the Sex Crimes

Corn Doggy Dog & the 1/2 lb.

Corn on Macabre

Corpses as Bedmates

Cortizone 5

Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs

Craig Loves Pots and Pans and He's Going Places

Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies

Craven Morehead

Crazy Evelyn

Crazy Little White Guy

Crazy Penis

Crazy Taco Cafeteria

Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup

Creaming Jesus

Creamy Electric Santa

Crew Slut

Crispy Ambulance

Crocheted Doughnut Ring

Crosseyed Chicken


Crushed Infant

Crybabies With Brassholes

Crystal Shit

Cultivated Bimbo

Cum Dumpster


Cunts With Attitude

Curious George and the Homophobes

Cycle Sluts from Hell


[ D ]


Daddy's Got the Biggest

Daggy and the Dickheads

Dairy Queen Empire

Damn the Bad Luck

Damn You Peter Pan

Dancing Cigarettes

David Cronenberg's Wife

David Hasselhoffs Haircut

Dayglo Abortions

Dead Ant Farm

Dead Blue Cat

Dead Fish Prophecy

Dead Kennedys

Dead Milkmen

Dead People


Deaf School

Death Cab for Cutie

Death Spleen


Decaying Testicles

Deep Dickollective

Deepthroat Shotgun

Def Leppard

Demon Barf

Department of Crooks

Desciples of Ed

Devestation Wagon

Devil with Cheese

Dick Cheese and the Crackers

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

Dick Duck and the Dorks

dickhearse a discourse on dickhorse


Dicky Retardo

Did Lee Squat?

Diet Christ

Dildo Took a Taxi

Dildo Warheads

Dirt Clod Fight

Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots

Dirty Girl Scout

Disappointed Parents

Disciples of Ed

Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

Disco-Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes

Discount Methlab

Disgruntled Postal Workers

Disguised as Birds

Dissecting Table

DJ Rapekit

Dog Food Five

Dog Lips

Dog Shit Rangers


Doggy Style

Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Dogs of Bagfood

Dogs With Jobs

Don Knotts Overdrive

Donkey Punch

Don't Call Me Francis

Dopper Cocks

Doris Daze

Douche Gimlet

Dow Jones and the Industrials

Downy Mildew

Dr. Castrato and the Measles

Dracula Milk Toast

Drag King


Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]

Dreaded Apparatus

Dregs Kill Jesus

Drew Barrymore's Dealer

Dripping Horse Cock

Drive By Crucifixion

Drive In Funeral

Drive-In Funeral

Drunken Camel

Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers

Drunks With Guns

Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs

Dukes of Hazardous Material

Dumpster Juice

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

Dusty Cowshit

Dwarf Bitch


[ E ]


e. coli

Ear Wacks

Earl E. Worm

Earthpig and Fire

Eat My Afterbirth

Ed Gein's Car

Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance

Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance

Edith Head

Ed's Redeeming Qualities

Eeyore Ass Guzzlers

Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus

El Groupo Sexo

Elastic Sausage

Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars

Electric Prostates

Electric Vomit

Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches

Elvis and the Shitheads

Elvis Hitler

Emily's Sassy Lime

End of Orgy

Enema Bandits

Engorged With Blood

Epileptic Disco

Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation

Escrow Tomato

Eternal Erection

Ethyl Meatplow

Ethyl Merman

Eve's Plumb

Evil Beaver

Evil Dick and the Banned Members

Evil Flying Chickens

Evil Moisture

Evil Nurse Sheila

Evil Weiner

Evil Wiener

Excrementory Grindfuckers

Executive Slacks

Experimental BBQ

Exploding Boy

Exploding Fuck Dolls

Exploding Head Trick

Exploding Tits

Exploding White Mice


[ F ]


Fabulous Abortion

Fabulous Pimps


Facial Defecation


Fag Bash

Fangboy and the Ghouls


Fart Kazoo

Fat and Fucked Up

Fat Luv

Fatal Sneeze

Fear of Clowns

Fearless Iranians From Hell

Feral Nanna

Fetus Fajitas

Fields of Shit

Filthy Pussy Finger

Fishnet Stalkers

Five Fat Guys Who Rock

Fix My Head

Flamin' Schnanuses

Flaming Box of Ants

Flaming Lips

Flaming Technicolor Vomit

Flaming Vomit

Flamingo Nosebleed

Flatulent Chicken

Flatutory Rape

Flavor of Uranus

Flesh for Lulu

Flopping Bodybags

Flying Crap

Flying Cunts of Chaos

Flying Dustbunnies

Flying Testicle

Forbidden Pigs

Force Vomit

Foreskin 500

Foul Mouth Mitchy

Four Dudes In a Band

Four Fried Chickens and a Coke

Four Honkies In a Big Black Car

Four Nurses of the Apocalypse

Four Way Anal Touchfight

Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13

Freak Daddy Love Cheese

Free Beer

Free Beer and Chicken

Free Range Chicken

Fresh Rectum

Freud Chicken

Fried Abortions

Frogs Don't Cry

Fromage d'Amour


Fuck Me I'm Irish

Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen

Fuck on the Beach

Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans

Fuck Your Stupid Civilization

Fuck...I'm Dead





Fuckin Shit Biscuits

Fuckin' Shit Biscuits

Fuckin' Son of a Bitch

Fucking Angels


Fudge Tunnel

FUGR (aka Fat Ugly Guys Rock)

Full Metal Chicken

Full Metal Faggot

Full Throttle Aristotle

Funeral Rape

Funky Donkey Cheese

Funman and the Scumbags

Furious George


[ G ]


Gag Factor

Galaxy of Mailbox Whores

Gang Green



Gangsta Bitch Barbie

Gangway Fathead

Gargoyle Sox

Gay Black Republican

Gay Dad

Gay Doctors with AIDS

Gay for Johnny Depp

Gay Ray and the Straights

Gay Witch Abortion

Gay Worms Invasion

Gaye Bikers on Acid

Gayrilla Biscuits

Gaza Strippers

Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Geisha Balls

Genital Deformities


Genocide Organ

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses

Global Disrobal

Glorious Clitorious

Glory Hole

Glue Sticks to the Rescue

Glue Sticks to the Rescue


Gnat King Kong

Go Nad Go

Goblin Cock

God Hates Computers

God Meat God


Goddamn Electric Bill

God's Favorite Pussy

God's Girlfriend

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Goldfish Don't Bounce


Goober Patrol

Good Looking Communists

Gorilla Biscuits

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

Grab, Grab The Haddock

Grand Mother Fucker

Grandpa's Become a Fungus

Granny's Hole

Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows

Gregory's Pecker

Grim Skunk

Gringo Star

Groinal Socket


Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]

Guitar Fucker


Guns N' Wankers

Gut Full of Cheese

Guyana Koolaid


[ H ]


Habitual Sex Offenders

Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]

Half Man, Half Biscuit

Halibutt Sharon

Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy

Halo of Flies

Ham SandwicH

Hamster Sandwich

Happy Fingers Institute

Hard-drinkin' Housewives


Harry and the Mulefuckers

Harry H. Nutsack

Harry Palms and the Gym Towels

Harry Pussy

Hate Fuck Trio

Haunted Fucking

Head Like a Hole

Head Like a Hole?

Headless Marines


Heavy Into Jeff

Heavy Mentally Retarded

Heavy Pink Insulator

Heavy Vegetable

Helen Keller Plaid

Hell Camino

Hell Toupee

Hellacopter Meat

Hello I'm A Truck

Hello, Real Cops

Henry Kissinger's Tits

Hentai Cum Dungeon

Her Majesty the Baby

Here Are the Facts You Requested

Here, Eat This!


Herpes Cineplex

He's Dead Jim


Heterosexual and Ashamed

Heywood Trout Festival

Hindu Garage Sale

Hiny Hole Smith and the Invaders of Israel

Hitler Stole My Potato

Hitler's Bikini

HIV and the Positives

Hobopope and the Goldfish Cathedral

Hockey Teeth

Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Holy Fuck

Holy Mary, Mother of Bert

Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

Honk If You're Horny

Hootie and the Blowfish

Hornets Attack Victor Mature

Hornets Attack Victor Mature [phony name used by real band R.E.M.]

Horny Hogs

Horny Mormons

Horny Sack of Beans

Horseshit Gunfire

Hostile Amish

Hot Buttered Elvis

Hot God Vomit

Hot Rod Shopping Cart

Hot Seamen

House of Large Sizes

Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins

Human Buffet

Hydrogen Babies

Hymen Holocaust


[ I ]


I Buried Paul

I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House

I Hate You

I Just Killed My Parents

I Killed the Prom Queen

I Love My Shih-Tzu

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

I Played in Anal Spew

I Set My Friends on Fire

I Spit On Your Gravy

i wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook

i wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook

I Wrote the Bible

Ice Cream Headache

Icky Boyfriends

Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky

If Cows Had Wings

Immaculate Infection

Impaled Nazarene

Imperial Butt Wizards

Impotent Seasnakes

Incest by Marriage

Individual Fruit Pie

Infamous Bastards

Inflatable Dates

Inflatable Grandpa

Inflatable Party Sheep

Inhale Mary

Insane Clown Posse

Insects with Tits

Instant Asshole

Invisible Flintstones

Iodine Raincoat

Iowa Beef Experience

Iron Liver

Iron Prostate

Iron Virgin

It's All Meat



[ J ]


Jabbering Trout

Jack Off Jill

Jackie O Motherfucker

Jackie-O Motherfucker


Jalopy Taco Stand

James Brown Car Alarm

Janitors Against Apartheid

Japanese Torture Comedy Hour

Jason's Cat Died

Jazz Iguanas

Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy

Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program

Jehovah's Waitresses

Jehovah's Wetness

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program

Jello Logic

Jenny's Pussy

Jerry's Kids

Jesus Anal Penetration

Jesus Causes Cancer

Jesus Christ and the Nail Knockers

Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers

Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline

Jesus Christ Super Fly

Jesus Chrysler Supercar

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army

Jesus Penis


Jif and the Choosy Mothers

Jiggle the Handle

Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids

Jizzy Speedwack

Joan of Arkansas

Jodie Foster's Army

Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits

John Cougar Concentration Camp

John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler

Johnny Butt and The Badfish

Johnny Cakes and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso

Johnny Cock and the Nuts

Johnny Jism

Johnny Jism and the Plastic Wood Experience

Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams

Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams

Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes

Johnny Vomit

Jolly Naked Fishermen

Jonestown Punch

Juggernaut Crustacean

Juggling Death Squad

June 2010:

June with a Cleaver

Just Plain Cheese


[ K ]


K.Y. and the Backsliders


Kaka Pussy

Kamakazi Sex Pilots

Kamikaze Refrigerators

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Kenfunky Fried

Kerrigan's Knees

Kevin Short And His Privates

Kick Ass Ernie

Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks

Kid With Man Head

Kill Me

Kill Ted Knight

Killer Dwarfs

Killer Kiwis

Killer Pussy

King Fucker Chicken

King Uszniewicz & the Uszniewicztones

King Uszniewicz & the Uszniewicztones

Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys

Kiss My Poodle's Donkey

Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat

Kissing the Pink


Kitten Felcher

Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]

Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons

Kung Fu Dykes


[ L ]


Lack of Afro


Large Marge And The Tell 'Em I Sent Ya's

Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers

Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers

Lawn Piranha


Leather Hymen

Lee Harvey Keitel

Lee Presson and the Nails

Lee Press-On and the Nails

Les Claypool's Frog Brigade

Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds

Lesbian Ninjas

Lick the Fat Elvis


Limp Bizkit

Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch

Lipstick Sandwich

Liquid Jelly Monkey Love

Liquid Monkey

Lisa Gives Head

Little German Sailor Kid

Lord of Mushrooms

Lord Panic and the Exploders

Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple

Lost Underpants of Doom


Love Gravy

Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly

Lubricated Goat


Lucifer Loves Tarantino

Lunatic Candy Kreep

Lunch During Wartime

Lung Mustard

Lust Buckets

Luxury Christ

Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders


[ M ]


Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers

Ma Shot Pa

Machine Gun Fellatio

Maggot Sandwich

Mahatma Gandhi Goose Orchestra

Major Nelson & The Screaming Jeannies

Make Lisa Rich

Man Is the Bastard

Man Scouts of America

Man Size Habit

Man...or Astro-Man?

Maniac Sumo Cunt

Manic Dingo

Manson-Nixon Line

Mao Tse Helen

Marcia Brady's Tits

Martha and the Muffins

Mary Carves the Chicken

Mary Kay and the Cosmetics


Max C. and The Padds

Max Galactic and the Cloud of Evil

Max Roach and the Holders

Maximum the Hormone

Mayhem Lettuce

Me and My Right Hand

Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees

Meanwhile, back in Communist Russia...

Meanwhile, back in Communist Russia...

Meat Beat Manifesto

Meat Cigars

Meat Puppets

Meat Shits


Meaty Pants

Mechanical Tampon Fish

Mega Smegma

Mel Gibson and the Pants

Melissa's House of Crabs

Men Among Poodles

Menstrual Gravy

Mermaids In the Basement

Microwavable Tree Frogs

Midget Sperm Bank

Mighty Sphincter

Mile High Super Sloth

Milk Dwarf Blues Band

Mill Valley Taters

Mincing Fury and Guttural Clamour of Queer Decay

Minnie Pearl Necklace

Minnie Pearl's Jam

Miracle Wimp

Moby Grape

Modest Mouse

Moist Fist

Mongoloid Porn Inferno

Monkey Fucks Football

Moon Wiring Club

More Drunk Cowboys

Mother Fungus

Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]

Mott the Hoople

Mouse and the Traps


Mr. Bill and the Cumtones

Mr. Happy and the Genocides

Mr. Holland's Anus

Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show

Mr. Shit

Mr. T Experience

Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers

Much Ado About Shit

Mussolini Headkick

My Baby Wants To Eat Your Pussy

My Dad is Dead

My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

My Friend the Chocolate Cake

My Inverted Stomach

My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

My Sister Harold

My Three Scum

My Uncle's Asshole

My White Bread Mom



[ N ]


Naked Potato

Nancy Reagan's Abortions

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass

Nashville Pussy

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions

Natural Fonzie

Naugahyde Chihuahuas

Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt

Ned's Atomic Dustbin

Nerve Picnic

Nervous Christians

Neutral Milk Hotel

New Squids on the Dock

New Wave Hookers

New Wet Kojak

Nine Inch Richards

Nip Drivers

Nipple Erectors

Nipple Hardness Factor

Nocturnal Emissions

Nomad Nipples

Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints

Norman Bates and the Shower Heads

Not Drowning, Waving

Not Now I'm Naked

Not With My Camel

Nothing But Puke

Nothing Heavier Than A Car On My Head

Nuclear Dog Food

Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls


Nurse With Wound

Nuts Can Surf


[ O ]




Oh Shit! A Geyser!


Old Lady Drivers

Ominous Seapods

Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick

Operation Dirtman

Operation: Cliff Claven

Organic Condom Mazda Drugs

Origami Genitalia

Oui Phucter

Out of Godzilla's Butt

Out Vile Jelly

Ovarian Trolley


Ozzy Beard Spaghetti


[ P ]


Pabst Smear

Pacific Gas and Electric Blues Band

Painful Discharge

Painful Rectal Itch

Paisley Brain Cells

Pamper the Madman

Pancakes for Penguin

Pandora's Lunch Box

Panic! At the Disco

Pansy Division

Pants are Overrated


Part Time Christians

Paul Minor's Great Big Ego

Peace Love and Pitbulls

Pearl Harbor and the Explosions


Pee Shy

Pelvic Meatloaf

Pelvis Aquarium

Penetration Camp

Penis and Vagina

Penis DeMilo

Penis Flytrap

Penis Genius

Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death

Penis Sheurekan

Penis Shit Pile

Penis Wrinkle

Penis Your Majesty

People With Chairs Up Their Noses

Peppermint Dildo

Pepto Dismal

Perforated Head

Peroxide Mocha

Personal Hygeine

Peter and the Test Tube Babies

Peter Tuck

Phallus Dei

Phat Ninja Karaoke


Philemon Arthur and the Dung


Phlegm Fatale

Phone Bill from Hell

Picadilly Circus People

Pieces of Lisa

Pimps of Venus

Pineapples From The Dawn of Time

Pink Slip Daddy

Pinky Tuscadero's WhiteKnuckle AssFuck

Pinky Tuscadero's WhiteKnuckle AssFuck


Piss Factory

Piss Wizards

Pissed Happy Children

Pissed Jeans

Pissed Officers

Placenta Sandwich

Planet of Pants

Plastic Nude Martini

Plastic Santa Claus

Playdough Fish

Poison Okies

Poly Cotton and the Blends


Poonanie Cramp-Up

Poop Shovel

Pop Will Eat Itself

Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks

Pope on a Stick


Popular Organs

Pork Queen

Porn Flakes

Porn on the Cob


Porno for Pyros

Post Nasal Drip

Poultry in Motion

Pounded Clown

Power of Pussy

Power Snatch

Pregnant Men

Premature Ejaculation

Premature Evacuation

Pretentious Flamedogs

Pretty Fuck Luck


Prick Harness

Primate Rape

Prince Rama of Ayodhya

Princess Tinymeat

Printed At Bismarck's Death

Prison Rape Scenes

Proctal Taxedermy


Professor Morrison's Lollipop

Projectile Afterbirth

Projectile Booty Nuggets

Proof of Utah

Prostitute Disfigurement

Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

Psychic Buddist Gorillas

Psycho Sluts from Hell

Public Enema

PubLic Hair

Puke Daisies

Puking Squirrels from Hell

Pulled Apart by Horses

Pumpin' Ethyl

Pungent Frustration

Pungent Stench

Punk As A Doornail

Pure Bastard Extract

Purple Headed Love Warriors

Purple Vulture Shit

Pussy Crush

Pussy Galore

Pussy Tourette



[ Q ]



Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

Queer Wookie

Question Mark & the Mysterians


[ R ]


Rabid Rabbis

Radical Vulvectomy

Radical Vulvetomy

Radioactive Squirrels

Rage Against the Coffee Machine

Raggedy Aneurysm

Raging Woodies

Rainbow Butt Monkeys


Random Dudes

Rash of Stabbings

Rat in the Gravy

Rats of Unusual Size

Real Fucking Idiots

Rebel Without Applause

Recently added


Rectal Nightmare

Rectal Pizza

Red Neck Girlfriend

Red Red Meat

Redneck GReece Deluxe

Reek of Shits

Rehab After Party

Reign of Frogs

Reluctant Stereotypes

REO Speed Dealer


Results of Inbreeding

Retarted Elf

Revlon Spam Queens

Revolting Cocks

Revolutionary Corps Of The Teenage Jesus


Rhymes with Orange

Rhythm Method

Rigor Phallus

Ringo Deathstarr

Roaty Toaty Scrotum

Robot Dicks

Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards

Rodney King and the Nightsticks

Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

Rolling Donut

Romantic Gorilla

Romeo Void

Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes

Round Ear Spock

Rubber Nipple Salesmen

Rudimentary Peni


Rump Rangers



[ S ]


Saltwater Vampires

Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing

Sam's Butt

San Jose Cow Muzak

Sandy Duncan's Eye

Santa's Dead

Satan’s Cheerleaders

Satanic Chicken Fuckers

Satan's Almighty Penis

Satan's Cheerleaders

Satan's Cheese

Satan's Penis

Saturated Fat

Saturday's Garbage

Saturn Flea Collar

Saturn's Flea Collar

Say Hi to Your Mom


Science Diet

Science Gravy Orchestra

Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel

Screaming Broccoli

Screaming Brocolli

Screaming Fucking Hippies

Screaming Headless Torsos

Screaming Iguanas of Love

Screaming Moist Accountants


Scrotum Nosedive

Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her

Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her

Seasick Pirates

Señor Cummypants

Septic Death


Seven Minutes of Nausea

Seven Year Bitch

Severe Tire Damage

Sex Clark Five

Sex With Midgets


Sexual Organs Discharging Liquid Substances

Shamwow And His Horse Cubs

Sharon Stoned

Shattered Hymen

Shave the Monkey

Shaved Ham

She Stole My Beer


Sheep On Drugs

Shirley Temple of Doom

Shirley Temple Pilots

Shit and Shine

Shit Birds

Shit Bong

Shit Dogs

Shit Smell

Shit Spangled Banner

Shitting Glitter

Shitty Shitty Band Band

Shoot the Mime

Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.

Shower of Smegma

Shower With Goats

Sick Little Monkey

Sick Sick Sinners

Sick Things International

Sik Fuks

Simon Go Fuck Yourself

Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]

Sinus Envy

Sister Run Naked

Six Feet of Foreplay

Six Inch Nipples

Skadelic Smegma

Skaffle House

Skankin' Pickle

Skankin’ Pickle

Skeptic Tank


Skunk Death

Sky Eats Airplane

Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Sleezus Fist and The Latter Day Taints

Slick Dick And The Volkswagens

Slut Kitchen

Sluts for Hire

Sly and the Family Jewels

Small Ball Paul


Smegma & the Nuns

Smell Bacon

Smelly Tongues

Smilin' Hams

Smoking Popes


Snails on Acid


Snatch Attack

Snatches Of Pink

Sneaker Pimps

Sniveling Shits

Snot Rocket

Snotty Scotty and the Hankies

Snuff the Ficus


Sober Phil

Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front




Some Kind of Cream

Soothing Sounds For Baby

Sorry About Your Couch

Sorry About Your Daughter

Soul Coughing

Sour Discharge

Space Hog

Space Negroes

Space Pussy


Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy

Spanking Bishops

Spastic Colon

Spastic Rats

Speculum Fight

Sperm Bank Junkies

Sperm Wails


Spineless Fuckers

Spock's Johnson

Spooky Tooth

Spurm Count

St. Mucous

Stale Urine

Stark Naked and the Car Thieves

Stay Fucked

STD Police

Sticky Finger and the Pornos

Stiff Richards

Stiff Woodies

Stillwarm Stillborn

Stinky Fire Engine

Stop Calling Me Frank

Storm and the Balls

Straight Jacket Lucy

Strangulated Beatoffs

Strawberry Alarm Clock

Strawberry Foreskin

Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]

Stuck Backwards

Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies

Stukas Over Bedrock

Stupid Fucking Hippie

Stupid White People

Sucking Chest Wound

Sucking Diction

Sudden Infant

Suffocate for Fuck Sake

Super Furry Animals

Super Sonic Soul Pimps


Surfing Jesus

Surgical Penis Klinik

Susanne and the Guys With Ties

Swallowing Shit

Swearing at Motorists

Sweaty Nipples

Sweaty Nipples United


Swingin' Johnsons

Swingin' Udders

Swinging Love Corpses

Swollen Monkeys

Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess


[ T ]


Tall Dwarfs

Tastes Like Chicken

T-Bone and the Spit Vendors

Technosquid Eats Parliament

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen

Ted Ed Fred

Teenage Jesus and the Jerks

Temporary Darkening of the Stool

Ten Mile Tongue



Texas Faggott

Texas Is the Reason

Thank God We're Immortal

The 4-Skins

The Advil Monkeys

The Albino Toilet Boys

The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine

The Anal-Retentive Mississippi Scavenger Hunt

The Ape-Shits

The AquaFaggots

The Archbishop's Enema Fetish

The Armadildoes

The Asbestos Tampons

The Ass Baboons of Venus

The Bad Livers

The Band Formerly Known As Sausage

The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash

The Bendy Monsters

The Betty Ford Band

The Biggest Freak in New Jersey

The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience

The Blue-Ball Band

The Bondage of Cigarettes

The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir

The Boxing Ghandis

The Broken Penis Orchestra

The Bumpin' Uglies

The Bus Station Loonies

The Cancer Fags

The Celibate Rifles

The Chicken Charmers

The Color Fred

The Cosmic Crop Dusters

The Couch Slugs

The County Medical Examiners

The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing

The Crucifucks

The Cumshots

The Cunning Runts

The Cuntblasters

The Dancing French Liberals of 1848

The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln

The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)

The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen]

The Dead Sea Squirrels

The Dick Clarks

The Dick Nixons

The Dicks

The Diesel Whores

The Dinner Is Ruined

The Dismemberment Plan

The Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy

The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks

The Electric Prunes

The Electric Prunes

The Elvis Diet

The Fainting Generals

The Fart Farmers

The Fartz

The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips

The Fellatio Ratio

The Fierce Nipples

The Flaming Donuts of Jesus

The Floating Corpses

The Four Food Groups of the Apocalypse

The Freaky Executives

The Fred Mertz Experience

The French are from Hell

The Fuck Fucks

The Fucking Cunts

The Funkin Donuts

The Funkin' Donuts

The Fuzzy Nerds

The Gay Gays

The Glands of External Secretion

The Go Kill Yourselves

The Good Grime Sound System

The Gotohells

The Hacksaw Circumcision

The Hair & Skin Trading Co.

The Hard Drinkin Housewives

The Hate Fuck Trio

The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]

The Hermaphrodaddies

The Home for the Def Big Band

The Horrid Farts

The House That Gloria Vanderbilt

The Humpers

The Hurling Tandooris

The Inflatable Boy Clams

The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls

The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac

The Introspective Playboy

The Invisible Fish Business

The Invisible Opera Company of Tibet

The Invisible Opera Company of Tibet

The Italians Obsessed with Cheese

The Jackofficers

The Jean Paul Sartre Experience

The Jesus Presley Experience

The Jizzbuckets

The Jolly Naked Fishermen

The Kentucky HeadHunters

The Killer Hayseeds

The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation

The Legendary 4-Nikators

The Luminous Toilet Bowls

The Map Says We're Fucked

The Missing Teeth

The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir

The Most Sordid Pies

The Muffs

The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden

The Naked Skinnies

The Negro Problem

The Newlydeads

The Nipple Erectors

The Old Rustic Cheese

The Only Alternative & His Other Possibilities

The Original Piece of Shit Band

The Peanut Butter Conspiracy

The Pee Tanks

The Phantom Wedding Band

The Piss Drunks

The Pissflaps

The Plastered Bastards

The Pleasure Fuckers

The Pornhuskers

The Price of Dope

The Pro-Midget Mafia

The Purple Waxheads Made of Foam

The Pussy Pirates

The Queers

The Raging Pimps of Doom

The Rampant Hedgehogs

The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns

The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The Runz

The Salmon Armenians

The Scopes Funky Trial

The Screaming Hormones

The Sensitive New Age Cow Persons

The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra

The Shit

The Shit Wilsons

The Shitjackers

The Shitsez

The Shitty Limits

The Shower Scene from Psycho

The Six Virgins

The Smashing Pumpkins

The Smelling Pisstakes

The Smokin' Gopher Holes

The Sound of Munich

The Spaceshits

The Spastic Rats

The Sphinctones

The Staggerers

The Stiff Richards

The Stiff Woodies

The String Cheese Incident

The Surf Maggots

The Surreal McCoys

The Sweatpant Boners

The Sweaty Bitch Hogs

The Swinging Love Corpses

The Syphilitics

The Ted Bundys

The Telephony Bandits of Doom

The Texas Nazis

The The

The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys

The Throbbing Testicles

The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

The Tortillas You Wanted

The Tortillas You Wanted

The Tortillas You Wanted

the Trash Killers

The Urinals

The Vaselines

The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness

The Vegas Cocks

The Velcro Pygmies

The Veronica Cartwrights

The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler

The Vibrators

The Virgin Connie Swail

The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black

The Vomit Spots

The Well Hungarians

The Well I'm Sure I Left It There Yesterday Band

The Wookie Basket

The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers

The Yams from Outer Space

The Yeasty Girls

Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

Them Ashtray Lickers

They Tried To Frame OJ

They Were Expendable

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

Third Global Vagina Torture


This Ain't a Goddamn Field Trip People, It's Fucking War

This Is Our Daughter

This Is Serious, Mum

Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments

Those Darn Accordians

Three Meter Peter

Three Teens Kill Four

Three-Stiff Trunk

Throbbing Gristle

Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan!

Thurston Howell's Boner

Tight Bros From Way Back When

Tit Fuck Me Jesus

Tit Wrench

Titty Bingo

To Live and Shave in LA

Toad the Wet Sprocket

Toiling Midgets

Tokyo Ghetto Pussy

Tom Cruise Control

Tom Cruise Control

Tonto's Expanding Headband

Too Fat to Skate

Tooling for Bovines

Toothless Rooster Men

Tortured Scrotum

Toucan Slam

Touch My Rash

Toxic Shock and the Tampons

Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew

Tragic Machine

Tragic Mulatto

Trailer Park Bitch

Trailer Park Casanovas

Transexual Hitler

Translucent Ballsacs

Traveling Dingleberries

Trotsky Icepick

Trout Fishing In America

Tumor Circus

Tupperware Death

Turkey Makes Me Sleepy

Turning Robots Into People

Twat Trot Tra La

Twelve Pound Buttock

Two For Flinching

Two Minute Sinatra

Two Stroke Boner

Tyrannosaurus Rectum


[ U ]


UFO Lowrider


Ugly Head

Ultimate Spinach

Ultra Fuckers

Ultra Fuckers

Uncle Bob Touched Me

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

Uncle Floyd's Tumor

Uncle Sandwich

Uncle Scam

Underpants Cowboy

Underpants Machine

Unicorn Hard-on

Unicorn Hard-on

Unidentified Rocking Objects

Universal Orgiastic Picnic

Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

Up up down down left right left right b a start

Up up down down left right left right b a start


Urethra Franklin

Urinal Mints

Urine Specimen

Useless Pieces of Shit


[ V ]


Vagina Boys

Vagina Dentata Organ

Vaginal Bear Trap

Vaginal Blood Farts

Vaginal Carnage

Vaginal Croutons

Vaginal Davis

Vaginal Jesus

Vaginal Reference



Vampire State Building

Van Gogh's Ear

Vegas Cocks

Vegetarian Meat

Velvet Acid Christ


Venus and the Razor Blades

Vermin from Venus

Vic Morrow's Head

Vic Vaccume and the Attachments

Violent Anal Death

Violent Femmes

Virgin Prunes

Virgin-Whore Complex

Vomit and the Zits

Vomit Launch

Vomit Thrower

Vomito Negro



Voodoo Meat Bucket

Voodoo Tuna


[ W ]


Waco Jesus


Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]

Walking With Edna

Was (Not Was)

Was I Naked

Waste Basket

Wayne County And The Electric Chairs

We Are Going To Eat You

We Break For Wayne Newton

We Need Girlfriends

Wealthy Whore Entertainment

Weird People in Giant Condoms

Weird Skull Control

Well Strung

Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles

Werewolf Jerusalem

We've Got a Fuzzbox and We're Gonna Use It

When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water

When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water

Where's The Pope?

White Boys for Gay Jesus

White Courtesy Telephone

White People Lie

White Trash Debutantes

Who Carries the Organ

Who The Hell Are You?

Whorehouse of Representatives


Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?

Willie Nelson Mandela

Windy Austin and the Hothouse Tomato Boys

Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children


Wookie Chest Hair

Wookie Lust

Worse Than Celibate

Wrecked ‘Em

Wynona Ryders


[ X ]


XXX Atomic Toejam


[ Y ]


Yams from Outer Space

Yoko Homo

Yoko Ono's Ass

You Have Ten Seconds To Unfuck Yourself

Your Damn Neighbors

Your Naked Mother

You've Got Foetus on Your Breath


[ Z ]


Zip Code Rapists

Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction

Zombies Under Stress

Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads

Zorro and the Blue Footballs

Zsa Zsa

Zulu Leprechauns