Great Company Names and Sayings




If you have ANY good company names or sayings that you have seen, and especially if you have a picture of it, please e-mail it to me here. I will post it with the rest of these winners.
Name BusinessLocationImage
FrigMobilechilled distributuion company Oz (Australia?)
Dirty DicksCrab House  
Stiff NipplesAir Conditioning Service  
Fu KingChinese Restaurant  
Fuk-MiSushi and Seafood Buffet  
FookYueSeafood Restaurant  
Knobs and KnockersOld house furnishingsDublin, Ireland
Ash Wipe Chimney SweepsChimney SweepsVernon Hills, IL 
Holier Than ThouTattoo and PiercingWichita, KS
Curl up and DyeBeauty SalonDenton, MD 
Leaf It to MeYard Care    
Two Wongs Chinese RestauantBrisbane suburb Toowong 
Mammoth ErectionsConcrete ContractorAustin, TX 
Permanent ErectionsFencing Company    
Cherry Poppers Ice Cream Company    
Wrekin ConstructionConstruction CompanyU.K.http://www.wrekin.co.uk/
Lawn OrderLawn-and-garden store (Opened by a retired police officer)    
Big Dick's Halfway InnBar/Pub    
Bunghole LiquorsLiquor Store    
Edifice WrecksWrecking Company    
SID's Baby FurnitureBaby Furniture    
Reid and Wright antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)    
"I Move The Earth" Dirt Cheap Inc Construction/Earth Moving    
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd      
Beauty & The Beach      
Body & Sole      
Buy & Large      
My Family's Nuts      
Back By Monday      
Be Right Back      
Gone Fishing Marina      
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage   Walla Walla, WA. 
Fruit-Filled Ministriesstorefront church and bakeryTalladega, AL. 
El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop   Boston, MA 
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries   Clatskamie, OR. 
Indian Spices & Appliances   Arlington, VA. 
Meats & Movies   Broken Bow, OK. 
Oops!Hair salonsBoston,MA 
Corner of Walk and Don't WalkPub/Restaurant (and right on the corner, a "Walk/Don't Walk" pedestrian sign)New York, NY 
Cluck You ChickenRestaurantSunnyvale, CA  
The Lactation StationA breast pump retailer Lexington, KY 
I. M. Wong Tax accountantSan Francisco 
Jock's Trap LoungeBar/RestaurantDetroit, MI 
Great HeadBeauty SalonChicago, IL 
AmigoneFuneral HomeWestern NY 
The Booby TrapCustom-made Brassiere Shop Los Angeles, CA  
Half Fast Subs Sandwich ShopBoulder, CO 
Hoosier BuddyLiquor StoreNashville, IN 
Seven Eights LiquorsLiquor Store (phone number: 888-8888)Bloomington, MN 
RugsuckersCarpet cleaning service Minneapolis , MN  
Better Than A BrickVehicle UnlockingIA/IL Quad City area 
Critter Fixers Animal hospital    
A Hair Off BradyA hair salon just off Brady St.    
Mother TruckersTrucking CompanyWestminster, CA 
Talk Dirty To MeJanitorial CompanyAlbuquerque, NM  
The Best Little HairhouseBeauty SolonSt. Mary's, GA  
The Hoe HouseGarden supply store Little Rock, AR 
Great Cod AlmightyFish and Chip ShopU.K. 
Suck Cessseptic tank firmSouth East London  
Tease Me, Please Me Hair SolonHouston, TX 
X-to-C (Ecstasy)RestaurantMerrill WI (corner of where County Highways X and C meet)  
Honeymooner's Gun ShopGun ShopWest Virginia 
Love is BlindsWindow Treatment company    
The Shady LadyWindow Treatment company    
We'll Floor U Tile installation)    
Manely Hair Barbershop    
Raiders of the Lost Art Art gallery    
Deadman Funeral HomeFuneral HomeManchester, TN 
Gamble Insurance Agency   Central, SC  
Crummy Plumbing Company   Ocean Shores, WA 
A Pane in the GlassGlassworksNaples, FL 
Wok-N-RollChinese restaurantYarmouth Post, MA 
The HairtakerBarbershopLos Angeles, CA 
Great BunsBakeryLas Vegas, NV 
Bye Bye BifocalsOpticianDallas, TX 
Franks A LotRestaurantKansas City, MO 
       


Not exactly the style of names that get into this list, but this is an interesting list of company names that are just odd: Wacky Names

And another site with lots of names, this is the page of winners.

This site is names, but names of doctors with their corresponding specialities

Or this single one, unfortunate URL name for a company that creates "power Generators" (batteries) in Italy: http://www.powergenitalia.com/

Or a company called Scaffolding Ltd with a motto of: "Trust your erection problems in our hands"
And a Carpeting company with the motto of: "You've just been layed by the best"
An portable outdoor restroom (porta-potties) company with the motto of: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
And another company that pumps out the porta-potties, with the sign on the side of the pumper truck that states: "28,000 lbs. of very gross weight".
And a small moving company with the motto: "The potentate of tote and freight"

Okay, finally two horses by the names of Hoof Hearted and Norfolk Enchants

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